Brad Paisley's River Bank Video Is Hilarious

Brad Paisley has had quite the list of guests in his music videos, and the latest for his song "River Bank" doesn't break the mold.

But it's different this time.

He brought on "Twiggy" the water skiing squirrel to take part! Brad, you are awesome lol.

The Top 25 Things Bartenders Want To Say To Your Face

I like to think that I'm a friendly, polite, and good-tipping patron when I'm out with friends at the bar.

Although I do generally fit that bill, there are apparently some things I've done that bartenders do NOT like. They probably could have told me off, but they restrained. I thank you for that
Mr. Bartender.

Study this list, carefully, and don't be "That guy/girl" at the bar next time.

1. DON'T fail to have your money ready.
2. DON't whistle. Just don't.
3. DON'T wave money
4. DON'T yell out the bartender's first name
5. DON'T say "make it strong!" or "put a lot of liquor in it"
6. DON'T give the ever-expanding drink order
7. DON'T pull the redirect (AKA the bait 'n' switch)
8. DON'T try the confused or lost look
9. DON'T order "High Maintenance" shooters
10. DON'T assume we know you're in the band
11. DON'T assume we know you. Period.
12. DON'T apologize for sucking
13. DON'T assume soft drinks are free
14. DON'T put pennies and nickels in the tip jar
15. DON'T be "The Microbrew Aficionado"
16. DON'T be "The Daddy Warbucks"
17. DON'T be a "Whiney Baby"
18. DON'T ask me to charge your phone behind the bar
19. DO tip!
20. DO be patient
21. DO smile
22. DO ask me about drinks
23. DO ask me about the neighborhood
24. DO say thank you
25. DO leave when the lights come up

Read more on the specifics on these DO'S and DON'Ts here: Distractify.com

Last week I shared a video of a guy catching a ball and landing on an old lady...THIS week there was a much better ending after a bat flew into the seats.

A lady saves a child from getting struck by catching the bat with one hand!

Chad Smith VS Will Ferrell Drum-Off!

There has been a lot of smack talking between these two oh-so-similar looking guys on WHO indeed is the better drummer!

Chad Smith, drummer for the Red Hot Chili Peppers, or Will Ferrel, funny man?

The drum-off happened on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. It was a great bit.

American Idol Winner Caleb Johnson Performs With KISS

American Idol has crowned another "rocker" and this time he actually looks like one, a "Mini-Meatloaf" you might say.

Caleb Johnson, who covered tunes from classic rock artists such as Zep, Whitesnake, and Rush, actually got to perform with KISS on the season finale last night!

The boys were in full makeup for the event too!

David Lee Roth Unplugs At A Tattoo Parlor In Japan

David Lee Roth loves Japan. He spends quite a bit of time over there, and with that we've seen quite a collection of Japanese influenced video clips and performances.

David says, "I'm in Yokohama and I'm back to get a new tattoo. Got a dragon on my back and flower on my arm," Roth sings and ad-libs some new lyrics to the song, "Ice Cream Man", which appeared on van Halen's 1978 self-titiled debut.

Big Dude Squashes Grandma To Catch Foul Ball!

If you bring grandma out to the ball game...look out for this dude.

Do you suppose that he apologized for landing on her after his amazing athleticism?

Brad Pitt Throws Matthew McConaughey A Cold One!

When Brad Pitt found out Matthew McConaughey was his new neighbor in New Orleans, he didn't take long to welcome him with a cold beer! Now THAT's a good neighbor!

Perhaps Brad wanted to show of his throwing skills off the balcony too, since New Orleans Saints QB Drew Brees just happened to be hanging out with Matthew as well.

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Carrie Underwood And Miranda Lambert's Duet

Last night was the Billboard Music Awards, and there was quite a bit of hype surrounding some of the performances. One of those was the first ever duet with female country stars Carrie Underwood and Miranda Lambert. Even if you don't listen to their music, come on, they were looking damn good.

But what about their performance together?

I will say this, it wasn't either girl's best work. The song and performance, however, almost sounded like something off an Aerosmith album.

Here they are singing Miranda's new song "Something Bad" from her upcoming album, "Platinum."

Do You Even Know What Gluten Is?

With all of the new trendy "gluten free" diets you see and hear about, perhaps you should take a look at what gluten actually is.

Some people do have to keep it out of their diets, while others are just jumping on the gluten free bandwagon without any rhyme or reason.

Cat Saves Boy From Vicious Dog Attack!

Cats...clawing your furniture, clawing your skin, shedding hair, not fetching your paper...

Wait, who gets the newspaper anymore?

Anyway, many people believe a dog is a superior pet to a cat. That may be so, but this video shows you there are some real loyal cats out there. Props to this feline for saving this boy from further injury!

Not Getting Married Is A GOOD Thing

Just because your friends are getting hitched doesn't mean YOU have to! In fact, there are plenty of great reasons to NEVER get married.

Here's ten of them to get you started:

1. Most people aren't in a hurry to get married anymore.

2. In fact, many people feel there aren't many advantages to being married.

3. For men, being married could be connected to being overweight.

4. Marriage can present a slew of financial problems.

5. Marriage can seem like an outdated institution, and some people just don't want to fit into that mold.

6. Getting married can put your friendships at risk.

7. Marriage can lead to the risky habit of relying on one individual for every emotional need.

8. These days, a happy marriage requires a serious commitment of time and energy that can be hard to maintain.

9. And, as dim as it sounds, plenty of marriages in this country end up in a divorce anyway.

10. Plus, there's a good alternative to marriage. It's called a civil union or a domestic partnership.


More on this story: Huffington Post

Squirrel VS Snake!!

Since WHEN do squirrels eat snakes?!

And here I thought they just liked munching on nuts...Speaking of, this squirrel definitely has a pair.

Recently Pulled Over? At Least THIS Didn't Happen To You!

A police officer in Iowa is lucky after escaping without major injuries when a tree fell on the vehicle he had pulled over.

He gets knocked around, but is able to walk away. The driver that was pulled over also escaped without major injuries.

The SUV? Not so much.

Pole Dancing, Sometimes It Hurts

Practice girls...practice.

Here are 32 pole-dancing fails that might make your tailbone hurt after watching.

Animals On Trampolines

Here's a video of animals having fun on trampolines...just because!

What Do Kids Say When They Are Handed A Walkman?

You've used one. Put a tape in and push play. Oh you want to listen to the next song? Hit ff until you find it.

Please don't tell me you STILL use one.

A group of kids were handed a walkman and asked a few questions, the answers and reactions were pretty entertaining.