Polish Woman Wants To Set The Record For Having Sex With 100,000 Men

DIRTY. DIRTY. DIRTY INDEED.

A 21-year-old woman from Poland wants to have sex with 100,000 men, which would definitely be a world record.  Each guy gets 20 minutes with this lovely lady, which comes out to three years and 10 months of sex.  She says her boyfriend wasn't thrilled with her plan, but, quote, "had to come to terms with it."

Dude, really? You are sticking around a girl who has a goal in life to be a whore?

Ania Lisewska, 21, is allegedly attempting to travel to every city in the world so she can have sex with at least 100,000 men for 20 minutes each.

"I want men from Poland, Europe and all around the world. I love sex, fun and men," she said, according to the Austrian Times. "In Poland the subject of sex is still taboo and anyone who wants to fulfill their sexual fantasies is considered a deviant, a whore or mentally ill."

The supposed sex marathon allegedly began last month in Warsaw, according to her Facebook page, and she hopes to have her way across Poland before moving to other countries.

So far, she's had sex with 284 men, according to Fakt.pl and didn't let the fact she has a serious boyfriend stop her.

More:  Huffington Post

Listen To The Brand "New" Paul McCartney

Paul McCartney "out the old, in with the new" when it comes to his follow up to his 2012 album. In fact, the new song is appropriately titled "New". After listening to this, it's apparent that the 71-year-old legend still has a great voice.

Lady Antebellum's Creative Way Of Announcing Their Tour

Charles Kelly of Lady Antebellum brings some of his big celebrity buddies on video to announce the extended "Take Me Downtown" tour lol.

Oh GREAT. Someone Swallowed The Toe Again!

This is an actual drink. This is an actual toe. Yes someone did swallow the toe again, as in, it's happened multiple times.

Even in the best of circumstances, Dawson City's famed Sourtoe Cocktail doesn't go down smoothly.

On Saturday night, however, the cocktail's marquee ingredient -- an actual human toe -- went down a way it was never meant to.

Served by the Sourtoe Cocktail club at Dawson City's Downtown Hotel, the Sourtoe can be any drink -- what makes it a Sourtoe Cocktail is the addition of a real, preserved amputated toe, which is dropped into the glass.

As reported by CBC News, on Saturday, an American visiting the town in Yukon, for the summer downed his Sourtoe Cocktail, toe and all.

The mixer of choice was reportedly a shot of whiskey.

The apparently satisfied boozer immediately paid the requisite $500, the bar's posted fine for swallowing the toe.

This isn't the first time the toe has been swallowed, but Terry Lee, the bartender on duty Saturday night, thinks it's the first time the toe has been swallowed deliberately.

"Lee says the tradition will continue, as the bar has a backup toe," reported the CBC.

'If you have a spare toe, we need one'

In addition, according to the CBC, the fine for swallowing the toe has been bumped to $2,500.

More: CNN

States That Drink The Most Beer!

Well, sorry to let you Wisconsin natives down, but it appears you've moved down a couple of notches on the list of top beer drinking states!

However, keep in mind this is state-ranked data from the Beer Institute, which represents the world's largest breweries and wholesalers. It is not from the Brewers Association, which represents craft breweries. Therefore, beer consumption from smaller craft breweries may be slightly underrepresented in this data.

5. Wisconsin 36.2 gallons of beer per capita per year
4. South Dakota 38.9 gallons of beer per capita per year
3. Montana 43.9 gallons of beer per capita per year
4. New Hampshire 43.9 gallons of beer per capita per year  
5. North Dakota 45.8 gallons of beer per capita per year

With all of that being said, when it comes to LaCrosse, I'm pretty sure more beer is consumed here than on the rest of the planet.

More:  Fox News

Oh Miley Cyrus, You Are A Dirty Girl

Wow. Just WOW.

The MTV VMA's were on last night, complete with much of what you would expect to see. You know, the out-there outfits, obnoxious behavior, and Miley Cyrus wearing some kind of leotard thing dancing with bears. Actually I don't really know WHAT was going on there, besides the fact that she likes to twerk, this performance will look great on her resume.

Watch the disaster here:
Huffingtonpost

My Day At The Great Minnesota Get-Together

It's been awhile since I've been to the Minnesota State Fairgrounds for any event, let alone one of the greatest state fairs in the United States. I decided to take the day off and head northwest to meet a good friend of mine and try some of the mouth watering fair foods, enjoy some barley drinks, and of course, people watch!

What is going on here? Well, you figure it out.

Wisconsin cheese curds covered in chocolate and dipped in chocolate, "Choco Cheese Bites". I'm not much of chocolate eater anyway, so I didn't find these very appealing.

The Midway had many cool rides that spin you around, shake you, make you dizzy, etc. This one I like for the name...and graphics.

 This was my favorite food this year at fair, deep fried olives. I love green olives anyway, so why not deep fry them and dip them in a ranch sauce? Delicious! I went back for seconds. The place that sells these also deep fries fruit.

 Plenty of things to look at, including the people. Mullets, muffin-tops, and well, everything else!

 This was a yummy smoothie made with all natural fruit and no dairy products, funny enough sold at the same place that deep fries fruit.

 No free samples, booooo.

 Riding the tram was neat, I was hoping it would take us to the top of a mountain though.

Here's yet another delicious dish at the MN State Fair. There is no lack of food at the fair, that's for sure.

This is where you will find the Choco Cheese Bites, however, much better were the Bull Bites, spicy steak tips.

ENJOY YOUR TIME AT THE FAIR AND TRY SOMETHING NEW!

Skater Punched By Kid's Mom...

...and it was SOOOOO uncalled for. What kind of parent lets their little kid run around a skate park with no protective gear or helmet amid many other skaters cruising around and performing sometimes dangerous tricks?

The skater that ran into the little guy even apologized and asked if he was alright.

The parent that punched the skater needs some lessons in parenting...and communicating with others for that matter.

Jake Owen Has His Finger Amputated!

A total bummer for Jake Owen! The singer/guitarist had to have his finger amputated due to an infection stemming from his go-karting accident in July!

Jake Owen wanted to bring the fun back to the Nashville community, and he met that admirable goal by hosting a free "block party" off Music Row, Monday night (Aug. 19), to help celebrate his No. 1 hit "Anywhere With You." Florida Georgia Line, Thomas Rhett and Dierks Bentley made special appearances at the big show, which drew an estimated 20,000 fans, who came to party and hear some late-summer tunes.

Impressively, Jake proved the old show-biz adage that "the show must go on”": Prior to the concert, Jake revealed to reporters that doctors had to amputate part of his finger that morning, the result of injuries he suffered in July during a go-kart accident. "I started playing guitar again and my finger felt great," Jake said. "It started bleeding [this morning]. So I went to the doctor and he said, "That’s not good." So they just went ahead and amputated the last half of it off.

More: Country Weekly

An App That Figures Out Your Exact Bra Size

Why not, right?

NASA scientists are at it again, this time creating an Iphone app that through a 3D rendition of a picture you take, will calculate your bra size. Research shows that 85% of women wear the wrong bra size, so take some pics and let the app find a bra that will fit you like a glove!

ThirdLove, a start-up app that has already raised $5.6m from investors, works by taking two pictures of a user wearing a tight vest top.

The app then renders three-dimensional data from the two-dimensional photos you have snapped of yourself and calculates your precise measurements.

Featuring a female's tutorial voice, the app then suggest bras and underwear that you should buy (from their own store) which they claim should fit you like a glove.

More: Dailymail

RC Helicopter Hits Groom In Head!

Wedding photographers should probably get remote controlled helicopter lessons before attempting this.

The video shows a quadcopter with a GoPro fly DIRECTLY into the grooms head while his wife and him are posing for the picture.

Wooooopsy Daiiisssy!

Decapitated Snake Bites Itself!

You don't see this often! A decapitated Copperhead snake bites itself!

Testicle Eating Fish!

You're thinking Piranha aren't you?

Well...You're wrong. Ok you are close! A fish closely related to the Piranha, the Red-Bellied Pacu is causing a bit of chaos in Scandinavian waters.

If you're going swimming in Scandinavia, wear your trunks -- no ifs, ands or nuts.
Authorities are warning skinny dippers about the Pacu, a fish similar to the piranha that really enjoys cracking nuts with its strong jaws. They've also been known to mistake testicles for something nice and crunchy, and they're strong enough to take off a finger.

Fisherman discovered the horrifying little creature, which is native to South America, in the Danish/Swedish strait of Oresund, CNN reports. The Pacu can grow to 55 pounds, has giant teeth and looks angry, but is usually the more friendly cousin of the piranha. That is, until it sees a testicle.

Experts at the Natural History Museum of Denmark, who were notified of the Pacu sighting, warn: "Anyone choosing to bathe in the Oresund these days had best keep their swimsuits well tied."

Locals in Papua New Guinea say they have firsthand knowledge of a fatal testicle bite. Two fisherman are said to have died of blood loss after a Pacu chomped off their testicles, according to Metro. That said, such attacks are uncommon.

More: Huffingtonpost

The TOP 10 Worst Things To Use For Your Passwords

Alright, unless you've been living under a rock, you are probably aware of the best types of passwords to have such as a random mix of capital letters, numbers, and punctuation.  I'm willing to bet, however, that you may use your dog's name for a password for at least one website!

Google has released the results of a study on the most hackable passwords.  Here's their list of the ten worst things to use for a password-

1. The names of your pets. 

2. Important dates, like wedding anniversaries. 

3. A family member's birthday. 

4. Your child's name. 

5. Another family member's name. 

6. Your hometown. 

7. Your favorite holiday. 

8. Something related to your favorite sports team. 

9. Your significant other's name. 

10. The word "password."

The study also found about HALF of people have told other people their passwords....and 3% leave their passwords written on a post-it note on their desk.

Come ON people!

Share Your Leftovers With A New Smartphone App!

When you were younger did you your parents make you eat the rest of the food on your plate (even if you weren't hungry), and back it up with a "There are starving kids in China" type of statement?

Well, a new smartphone app lets you get in touch with others that also have leftovers and you can share or barter the food with them! Yay! Germs and stuff!

Launching at the end of August, the app lets you take a photo of what's left of your meal, post it, and then wait for someone nearby to claim the food -- or even trade their leftovers for yours.

The brains behind the app are Bryan Summersett and Dan Newman, who said they came up with the idea three years ago while roommates at the University of Michigan.

"LeftoverSwappers don't feel the need to eat an enormous restaurant portion, and instead pass it on to a hungrier neighbor, in turn learning their name and avoiding excess calories."

Read more: Fox News

Top 20 Party Schools In The U.S. For 2013!

 I'm going to start by saying if you are attending ANY of the colleges in the La Crosse, Wisconsin area you are going to be disappointed. UWL didn't make the list...Nor did any of the others. However, if it makes you feel better, La Crosse still has more bars per capita than just about any other city in the world LOL.

Mad-town made the list, however, with the University of Wisconsin-Madison making the list at number eight.

Here's the complete list!

1. University of Iowa, Iowa City, Iowa
2. University of California, Santa Barbara, Santa Barbara, Calif.
3. University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, Urbana, Ill.
4. West Virginia University, Morgantown W. Va.
5. Syracuse University, Syracuse, N.Y.
6. University of Florida, Gainesville, Fla.
7. Ohio University, Athens, Ohio
8. University of Wisconsin-Madison, Madison, Wis.
9. Penn State University, University Park, Pa.
10. Lehigh University, Bethlehem, Pa.
11. University of Georgia, Athens, Ga.
12. Florida State University, Tallahassee, Fla.
13. DePauw University, Greencastle, Ind.
14. University of Mississippi, University, Miss.
15. University of Texas at Austin, Austin, Texas
16. Miami University of Ohio, Oxford, Ohio
17. University of Maryland, College Park, Md.
18. Tulane University, New Orleans, La.
19. University of Vermont, Burlington, Vt.
20. University of Oregon, Eugene, Ore.

15 Ton Ball Of Fat Removed From London's Sewer System!

What does a fifteen-ton ball of congealed fat look like? Well, apparently like this! If not removed from the sewer system, a major back-up of sewage in the surrounding cities likely would have ensued. Gross. I like how they had to perform a ten-day "operation" to remove this beast. Oh....and it was covered in WET WIPES. What exactly IS in the food overseas? I would expect something like this to happen in the United States LOL.

More: Fox News

You Are More Likely To Become President Than Win The Lottery

Don't you just want to win a big lottery jackpot and call it a day? Don't we all?!?

Well....

There are a lot of other things that are likely to happen to you before a lottery win according to the daily beast.

Here's eleven of them:

1. Dying in an on-the-Job accident -- Odds: 1 in 48,000
2. Dying in a bathtub -- Odds: 1 in 840,000
3. Dying from bee, hornet or wasp sting -- Odds: 1 in 6.1 million
4. Dying in an asteroid apocalypse -- Odds: 1 in 12,500
5. Death by flesh-eating virus -- Odds: 1 in 1 million
6. Dying in a plane crash -- Odds: 1 in 1 million
7. Dying from being left-handed (and incorrectly using a right-handed product) -- Odds: 1 in 4.4 million
8. Dying in a car accident -- Odds: 1 in 6,700
9.Getting struck by lightning during the course of a year -- Odds: 1 in 1 million
10. Becoming a Movie Star -- Odds: 1 in 1,505,000
11. Becoming U.S. president -- Odds: 1 in 10 million

Sammy Hagar Performs On The Tonight Show

Sammy Hagar visited Jay Leno on The Tonight Show this past Thursday and played "Knockdown Dragout", the first single from his forthcoming album, "Sammy Hagar & Friends".

Hagar performed on the show with his backing band, The Wabos, while the studio version features Kid Rock, Joe Satriani and Montrose's Denny Carmassi.

The new album marks the Red Rocker's first solo project in five years. Hagar teams up with a variety of artists, including Kid Rock, Nancy Wilson (Heart), Ronnie Dunn (Brooks & Dunn), Neal Schon (Journey, HSAS), Chickenfoot pals Chad Smith, Michael Anthony and Joe Satriani; Montrose bandmates Bill Church and Denny Carmassi, his solo band The Wabos and more on a collection of 10 new songs and unexpected covers.

More:  Hennemusic

What You're Listening To Determines What To Drink

I thought this was a neat find. Go to the site...type in the artist you are listening too...and TA DA!! It suggests a drink for you.

Have fun!

Drinkify

Rare Kiss Footage from 1981!

A 1981 performance of “I” (“Music From The Elder”) by KISS is highlighted in “The Best Of Fridays”, a new 5-DVD set featuring the 1980s ABC late-night TV series.

The package is available on August 6th, and includes 16 episodes that showcase the sketch comedy that helped launch the careers of Larry David (Curb Your Enthusiasm), Michael Richards (Seinfeld), Melanie Chartoff (Parker Lewis Can't Lose) and others.

The set includes live songs from The Clash, The Cars, Tom Petty, Devo and many other acts, available for the first-time on DVD.

More:  Hennemusic

Top 50 Live Acts Right Now...According To Rolling Stone Magazine

I'm not surprised there aren't more country artists on this list, especially after the recent cover scandal with the Boston bomber which was protested by many including Brad Paisley. I would definitely move and ad some names to the list though.

The top three include Bruce Springsteen, Prince, and The Rollings Stones. Taylor Swift comes in at 49, and Eric Church at 40.

Take a look at the complete list here and LMK what you think.