Ten Dumbest Excuses to Get Out of Work

A new survey asked bosses to name the dumbest excuse they had ever heard from an employee trying to get out of work. After reading the responses, I'm convinced that these people probably missed a lot of school in the past as well.

Here's the top 10:

#10.) "I dyed my hair the wrong color."
#9.) "My dog is scared and I don't want to leave him."
#8.) "I drank too much and fell asleep on someone's floor, but I don't know where I am."
#7.) "I'm taking a bath and my toe is caught in the faucet."
#6.) "My pants split on the way to work."
#5.) "The dog ate my shoes."
#4.) "I hurt myself during sex."
#3.) "I'm stuck in the house because the door is broken."
#2.) "My girlfriend bit me in a 'sensitive' place."
#1.) "My mom just died" - from an employee who'd used that excuse once before.